Z Tech Industries Announcement: Community Standards Enforcement Vote Results
Attention, valued stakeholders and esteemed coupon holders! The results of the "Crimes Against Our Community" poll are in, and we couldn’t be prouder of your strategic vision in establishing the definitive list of intolerable offenses. Z Tech Industries thanks you for your unwavering dedication to the cause of maintaining absolute order in VRChat—an order as cold, calculated, and delightfully malicious as our quarterly profit margins.
Here are the final results of your votes, tallied with sinister precision:
- Children – 16 Votes (15.24%)
The people have spoken: small humans are officially declared the most unforgivable crime against our community. No daycare in VRChat, only despair. - Pronouns, Gender, Sexuality – 15 Votes (14.29%)
It seems personal identifiers are, ironically, personally offensive. Z Tech Industries respects—and enforces—your disdain. - ERP (Erotic Roleplay) – 13 Votes (12.38%)
Spicy activities have no place here. Take your pixelated passions elsewhere; we are running a dystopian monopoly, not a romance sim. - Support for LGBT – 11 Votes (10.48%)
A surprising entry! Rest assured, Z Tech Industries will block the rainbow where necessary—and not for aesthetic reasons. - Furry – 11 Votes (10.48%)
Whether it’s the tails, the ears, or the suspiciously realistic animal suits, the community has ruled that the fur stops here. - "USA is fascist now" – 9 Votes (8.57%)
Political commentary in our pristine digital empire? Unthinkable. The block button will be used liberally. - Age – 8 Votes (7.62%)
Numbers may lie, but your age doesn’t—and neither does our intolerance for age-related discrepancies. - Egirls, Eboys, Edgy Avatars – 7 Votes (6.67%)
Those seeking edgy aesthetics can find their edge... outside our community. The block hammer awaits. - "If a coupon holder wants you to" – 6 Votes (5.71%)
Ah, the iron fist of stakeholder justice. When they say jump, you get blocked. - VR "Family" in Bios – 5 Votes (4.76%)
No familial ties here; bios are meant for chaos, not cozy narratives. - Democracy – 3 Votes (2.86%)
Surprisingly low for such a noble concept… or maybe not. Democracy has no place in Z Tech Industries’ orderly authoritarian paradise.
We thank all stakeholders for participating in this critical exercise in community management. Your votes will guide us in enforcing these policies with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the grace of a charging rhino.
From this moment forward, anyone engaging in these heinous activities will be met with swift and decisive action. Z Tech Industries thrives on maintaining the delicate balance of controlled chaos, and we’ll stop at nothing to ensure it stays that way.
Stay vigilant, stay invested, and remember: Z Tech Industries is always watching.